Thursday, February 7, 2008

Charlatan Kerry Blames Tornados on Global Warming!

According to Kerry's brilliant deductive reasoning, cooling is now caused by warming. Huh?

Kerry appeared on MSNBC to discuss the global warming tornados:

“[I] don’t want to sort of leap into the larger meaning of, you know, inappropriately, but on the other hand, the weather service has told us we are going to have more and more intense storms,” Kerry said.

I do not want to say Tornados are related to global warming, but tornados are related to global warming! Tornados are a natural occurrence in weather Mr. Kerry. I believe they occur when a violently rotating column of air is in contact with a cumulus cloud base and the surface of the earth. Furthermore, the weather service cannot accurately predict the weather 3 days from now. Why should we believe that they can predict global climate change?

Mr. Kerry goes on to say that,

“And insurance companies are beginning to look at this issue and understand this is related to the intensity of storms that is related to the warming of the earth."

Insurance companies are in the business to make money and are the pinnacle of capitalism. If they see that the sheeple are buying into the global warming scare, they will tap into the green markets and their massive amount of subsides. Once this fade passes the insurance companies will move on to other money making ventures.

Kerry continues his environmentalist newspeak.....

"And so it goes to global warming and larger issues that we’re not paying attention to. The fact is the hurricanes are more intensive, the storms are more intensive and the rainfall is more intense at certain places at certain times and the weather patterns have changed.”

Moron, wake up. There is no global warming going on! It's 30 below here in MN. There have been record snow falls in Britain and China. Weather "experts" are predicting record lows this winter. There has not been one major hurricane since Katrina and rainfall is not more intense. Rainful is never measured on a consistent basis. It has always varied from year to year. What planet are you living on?

He also says, "Rainfall has been more intense at certain places at certain times and the weather patterns have changed. This makes absolutely no sense. Of course the weather is different at certain places at certain times; this is what we call the natural changing of seasons! The Earth has gone through thousands of periods of cooling and warming, but to say that this one is somehow different is a farce and a disgusting distortion of the facts.

We as humans have become so narcissistic and inflated with emotions that we now think we can reverse global weather patterns. I believe part of this increased level of narcissism stems from our dramatic technogolical advancements in the past 40 years. It is also due the do gooder mentality that has been peddled by the left for the past 60 years. We have become so conceded with our own desires and bloated with pseudo intelligence we now believe we can harness the power of mother nature! The Earth has existed for billions of years before us. It has seen periods of extreme cold and extreme warmth. If global warming really were as bad as the Leftist doomsayers insist it is, then no policy imaginable could "solve" it. Even in accordance to the logic of the greens' own numbers, no matter how much we sacrifice there would still be more to do. That makes global warming the bottomless well of excuses for the relentless growth of big government.

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