Scientists point to global warming for cause of tidal wave

http://www.turkishpress.com/news.asp?id=201618

A giant tidal wave heading for the Eastern English coast receded earlier Friday morning without much Damage. Scientists point to global warming as the primary reason for the tidal wave. All the while ignoring the fact that such waves are a normal occurance in the North Sea.

Climatologists, whom can not accurately predict the local weather 3 days from now, have found new ways in predicting GLOBAL weather patterns 50 years from now. Armed with an increased level of condescending narcissism, they now believe that they will be able to control fires and even tidal waves!